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*Here we go. Turn on the TV or radio, or look online: "THIS IS THE WIN THAT WILL TURN AROUND THE YANKEES' SEASON!!!!!" Hello? They beat the Devil Rays. There's a reason Lou Piniella looks like he has one foot in the grave. Put a 20-spot on the White Sox and I'll be impressed.
*Can someone explain to me why it is A-OK for 18 year olds to play professional hockey or baseball but not basketball?
*Disgruntled Mets fan Matt K., of some town north of Boston I can't remember, writes:
When are you going to pontificate on the many "arm injuries" of Cowboy Bob Orton?
As for the CWS, you should get over the "ping" and watch this stuff. I used to feel the same way you do, but this year I've learned to appreciate it.
I hope you booed Piazza for me Saturday night. Does he realize that if we was a horse, he'd be glue by now? And Cliff Floyd would be a McDonald's burger?
Excuse me? Why do you put Orton's arm injury in quotation marks? The man suffered a very serious fracture at the hands Superfly Jimmy Snuka. Orton put on a cast and gutted his way through his matches for months, a performance not matched in sports until Curt Schilling and his bloody sock last October. And that doesn't even take his duties as Rowdy Roddy Piper's bodyguard into account. Sheesh.
*OK, no more obscene suggestions on the Dave's World weekly contest, please, though I suppose I set myself up for that one. That disqualifies about half our early entries.
*Department of corrections: Ben Crockett is a righty. No less interesting an interview, however.
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